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McCaine

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Discussing McCaine's perverse (and illegal) advocacy of pederasty or his wet-dream fantasies about dead-end totalitarian political systems historically responsible for more deaths and atrocities than any other will get you BANNED at SA.
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Twink.
An emaciated and sickly looking McCaine hanging out with some fag hags.
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An emaciated and sickly looking McCaine hanging out with some fag hags.

McCaine (Matthijs Krul - born Dec 30, 1986) is a pederast and a student of Philosophy at the University of Utrecht and a current moderator of D&D. A babbling psuedo-intellectual, he is most well known for his hysterical cum-gurgling Eurofag communist rantings in D&D and on Amazon book reviews. He frequently quotes Karl Marx without a trace of irony and has a habit of banning anyone who questions his lack of critical thinking skills and intellectual dishonesty. He is also a ginger and a pedophile.

The fastest ways to get on McCaine's shit list are to extol the virtues of the free market, or point out that both communist and socialist governments have been responsible for millions of deaths in the twentieth century. He has a tendency to close topics when they've gone on for a long time in a direction he doesn't like. Many SA posters dislike McCaine, but are afraid to admit it due to his penchant for banning people who dare to tread on his predictably fragile ego.

Known injustices

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Hobbit.

McCaine once fabulously proclaimed that no comparisons should ever be made between anything and "the gay experience", under penalty of bannination. McCaine's given reason was that, as the gay experience is a unique experience that can never be understood by non-gays, comparing it even in a favorable light to anything else might invite homophobes to feel free to criticize it. In other words, you can't talk about being gay because someone might have the gall to not praise McCaine for being gay.[Citation needed]

McCaine believes people should be probated for posting news articles without commenting on them,[1] unless he's the one doing it. [2] [3] [4] [5]

McCaine frequently makes shitposts that would get anyone else probation. [6] [7] [8] [9]

McCaine banned ail and TenementFunster because they embarrassed McCaine by calling him out on making a shittier reply to an already shitty post. [10] [11] [12] [13]

McCaine loves to try and prove that Netherlands is superior to the USA at every opportunity. [14]

Is McCaine a pedophile?

McCaine has defended NAMBLA and man/boy love [15] on several occasions and has stated that he believes the age of consent should be 12 years old [16]

Man-boy love A-OK with McCaine!
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Man-boy love A-OK with McCaine!

Grass on the field? PLAY BALL!
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Grass on the field? PLAY BALL!

Communism rooooolz, Churchill drooooolz

McCaine posting about how much Churchill sucks without providing evidence: A-OK. Pissflaps posting about how much McCaine is wrong without providing evidence: why, that's a probation.
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McCaine posting about how much Churchill sucks without providing evidence: A-OK. Pissflaps posting about how much McCaine is wrong without providing evidence: why, that's a probation.

Iraq War

McCaine supported the USA's invasion of Iraq.

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McCaine brushes off autopsy-turvey's prescient callout

McCaine's well known for squashing dissent with his flatfooted application of the probation, ban, and gas buttons. autopsy-turvey once called him out on this in a now-gassed thread where McCaine posted an eXile article bashing The Economist.

This thread was gassed 20 minutes later. Fucking trolls, always stirring up fake drama!
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This thread was gassed 20 minutes later. Fucking trolls, always stirring up fake drama!

Another exhibit of McCaine's shitty moderating

Never worked a day in his life.
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Never worked a day in his life.

In this thread, user Iridium made a condescending remark to a one-line, useless no-content post McCaine made, and was banned solely for mentioning McCaine's moderating practices. As usual, McCaine shows us how problems are('nt) solved by using his favorite weapon-- the ban button.

McCaine's sexual proclivities a metaphor for his politics

Recently tony danzas ho posted homegrown of McCaine.
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